Here's a remix of one of the bestest games on Nintendo ever -- Contra! Beeatch, you know you played it. The laser looked like a breadstick and the walls looked like graham crackers. This is a small file so download it! It's in '.IT' format but Winamp plays it. -brian
matt is A 76 V Dub in a chat room called 'i love older men'. OnlineHost: *** You are in "Town Square - I Love Older Men". ***
A 76 V Dub: im a sexy 86 yr old man lookin for a hot date
A 76 V Dub: any youngsters up for it?
DSluut4You: date to where
DSluut4You: i love older men
A 76 V Dub: its movie night at the retirement home
A 76 V Dub: i got 10 bucks
A 76 V Dub: anyone interested?
DSluut4You: I am
A 76 V Dub: ohh baby
DSluut4You: Yes
A 76 V Dub: so you want the 10 bucks now or later
DSluut4You: yes my little A 76
DSluut4You: heck it would be an honor to be your date
DSluut4You: for free
A 76 V Dub: well ill be
A 76 V Dub: your a nice one
A 76 V Dub: i got pictures of my wrinkly old ass you wanna see em?
DSluut4You: if you insist
A 76 V Dub: well i was just askin
A 76 V Dub: thought you might wanna know what i look like
A 76 V Dub: before we go out
DSluut4You: Not a problem
A 76 V Dub: oh by the way i may need some help gettin around
DSluut4You: I don't like you for you body
A 76 V Dub: this colostomy bag is a pain in the ass
DSluut4You: silly silly ...... I am an expert on Colostomy bags
DSluut4You: this is your lucky day love
A 76 V Dub: excelent
DSluut4You: we are destine to be
A 76 V Dub: you sound so nice
A 76 V Dub: you must be a good lookin youngster
A 76 V Dub: one question
DSluut4You: I am nice
DSluut4You: yes sir
A 76 V Dub: should i leave my dentures in or take them out?
DSluut4You: Oh my god an man that can go down without biting
DSluut4You: i love you man
A 76 V Dub: i got a long tounge
DSluut4You: Oh yes
A 76 V Dub: all the residents make fun of it
A 76 V Dub: so i hit em with my cane
DSluut4You: A cane oooo baby spank me
DSluut4You: please
A 76 V Dub: how about you use my cane in dirty ways
A 76 V Dub: i seen girls do it with baseball bat
A 76 V Dub: its amazing stuff
DSluut4You: yuck ... about baseball bats
DSluut4You: ummmm about canes
DSluut4You: just like sugar .... my little sugar daddy
A 76 V Dub: its got a bicycle grip on the end
A 76 V Dub: from a handlebar
A 76 V Dub: oh no the nurse is coming
A 76 V Dub: medication time always sneaks up on me
A 76 V Dub: i better go for now
DSluut4You: oh sweetie I will hide under your bed
A 76 V Dub: dont wanna get in trouble with nurse rachette
A 76 V Dub: shes a mean one
DSluut4You: Laughing
DSluut4You: you poor baby
A 76 V Dub: bye for now youngster