Brian
i am CR0CODlLE HUNTER, and that other guy is a cop - jhon
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: crikey! ::points:: if it isn't a pig on a computer!
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: now, we can't get too close, or this little buggar will slam his baton to the sides of our heads
ChrisRedfeildRCP: do i know you?
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: oh, and it speaks!
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: hey. you look hungry, little fellow. do you want a donut?
ChrisRedfeildRCP: no....
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: ::hands the specimen a donut::
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: look at it rip that donut to shreads with it's sharp teeth!
ChrisRedfeildRCP: ::drops it on the ground::
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: amazing!
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: it must not like jelly
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: ::turns to camera men:: do we have any glazed?
ChrisRedfeildRCP: i dont want any donuts..
ChrisRedfeildRCP: i would like to know who you are though
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: oh golly, it looks quite agitated!
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: it must really have a hatred towards jelly donuts!
ChrisRedfeildRCP: ::taps foot::
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: it appears to be doing some sort of mating call
ChrisRedfeildRCP: im not a crocodile, pig, buggar....
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: wait.... what's this?
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: ::reads paper::
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: ::turns to camera::
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: so it's not a crocodile?
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: but it is a pig, right?
ChrisRedfeildRCP: wrong again....
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: it's resisting....
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: ::gets the caddle prod::
ChrisRedfeildRCP: ::arches eye brow::
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: it's still performing mating calls!
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: ::taps foot::
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: ::raises eyebrow::
ChrisRedfeildRCP: I AM NOT ANY OF YOUR DAMN SPECIMENS!!!!!!
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: and the pig raises it's voice!
ChrisRedfeildRCP: look....I am not a pig.....or crocodile....i am a human....
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: well, the script says that you are, indeed, a pig
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: ::turns to camera man:: stop filming
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: wait! you're a police officer....... thus, a pig
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: start filming again
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: ::holds bacon in front of the specimen's face:: are you a cannibal?
ChrisRedfeildRCP: ::takes last remark very offensive::
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: oh, it appears to be pissed!
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: ::tries to communicate with the animal:: oink oink!
CR0CODlLE HUNTER: damn, i must have said 'good-bye' in it's native language.
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